“女孩子刷不到的奇怪文案”

这不是肉，这是爸爸的钱和妈妈的爱。

This is not meat, this is father's money and mother's love.

见你第一眼，就知道你是一个难养的猪。

Seeing you at first sight, you know that you are a difficult pig to raise.

老师，作业在家里也待了一个寒假，有感情了，不交可以吗？

Teacher, I stayed at home for a winter vacation and I have feelings. Is it okay not to hand it in?

这一生敢爱敢恨，唯独不敢上称。

I dare to love and hate in this life, but I dare not say it.

你总能给我出其不意的惊喜，比如突然不回消息。

You can always give me unexpected surprises, such as not responding to news suddenly.

你要偷偷熬夜，熬成地中海，然后笑死所有人。

You have to stay up all night secretly, get into the Mediterranean, and laugh at everyone.

人家都是迪士尼在逃公主，我就是村里在逃翠花。

They are all Disney princesses at large, and I am Cuihua who is at large in the village.

上学吃外卖真的很不健康，建议大家不要上学。

It’s really unhealthy to go to school to eat takeaway, so I suggest you not to go to school.

你们考试靠实力，而我考试靠视力和想象力。

Your exams rely on strength, and my exams rely on vision and imagination.

一直很尊重数学，没学会，没及格，没有分。

I have always respected mathematics, failed to learn, failed, and got no points.

时间会帮你攒够失望，并告诉你不用谢。

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you no thanks.

你看你得意那样，像屎壳郎掉进了化粪池。

You see you are proud of it, falling into the septic tank like a shit-shell man.